Anonymous asked:What do you like in a girl
Every single one of them has permission to sit on my face
Seriously folks, think about your metaphors for a moment. “I don’t have a tank, sir. It’s going everywhere” nearly made me spit tea all over myself.
December 03, 2013 at 03:37PM
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.